daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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thebakerstreetboyz:

do not, Jack

thebakerstreetboyz:

do not, Jack

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animalaspects:

soapboxtroll:

zoodvminthemaking:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)
If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Anyone down for a guerrilla marketing scheme and print this up as a “authorized” SeaWorld info pamphlet and plant them all over the park? Anyone? Hello? 

I’m in.

Omg that’s a good idea. Please let me know if you do…. :)

animalaspects:

soapboxtroll:

zoodvminthemaking:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Anyone down for a guerrilla marketing scheme and print this up as a “authorized” SeaWorld info pamphlet and plant them all over the park? Anyone? Hello? 

I’m in.

Omg that’s a good idea. Please let me know if you do…. :)

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squidbro-drawses:

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony Godzilla’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - King Fedorah

squidbro-drawses:

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony Godzilla’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - King Fedorah

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penheart:

estpolis:

dayken:

treecko007:

nentindo:

holy shit

Um

if you think this is even remotely real then do the rest of us a favor and step away from your keyboard forever.

My favourite thing on the internet is when people reblog blatantly fake things and act like they’re the smart one for knowing its fake when they don’t even seem to realise that that is the joke

you guys are all dipshits, obviously this is real.

penheart:

estpolis:

dayken:

treecko007:

nentindo:

holy shit

Um

if you think this is even remotely real then do the rest of us a favor and step away from your keyboard forever.

My favourite thing on the internet is when people reblog blatantly fake things and act like they’re the smart one for knowing its fake when they don’t even seem to realise that that is the joke

you guys are all dipshits, obviously this is real.

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cosplayfanatics:

Zora’s Realm - Princess Ruto cosplay by 2Dismine
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I always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance.
What Queen Elizabeth II said when ‘Dancing Queen’ was played at Windsor Castle [x] (via thesoundofacolour)

(Source: georgeslays)

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seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

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depraved-o:

I made this because this made people sad, I maybe colour it later…

depraved-o:

I made this because this made people sad, I maybe colour it later…

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It’d be easier to coexist in fandom if this were acknowledged more often.

selfihateyouithink:

The response to this is simple and finite.

They’re brothers.

Their dependency is a product of child abuse and Dean’s parentification, not a chosen attachment that’s “stronger” (different, more romanticized/sexualized) than that of typical brothers.

They’re terrible representation. Consent issues abound, to say the least.

And any other supposed “baiting” has already been shut down in undeniable fashion by the characters themselves within the text.

They became irrelevant to the discussion after 4x18, and they were before, anyway, because there was never a question of canon. Ever.

Because, full circle, their affection arises because they are brothers.

(Addendum: asexual Castiel wouldn’t change anything for romantic canon Destiel, which is the most baited part of the ship. Were the endgame to be romo-ace!Cas/bi-ro/-sexual!Dean and just romantic canon I know many a shipper who would be more than satisfied with that [especially since Dean has never acted predatory toward Cas, unlike a certain rapist demon—just attracted]. I personally think Cas is sex-indifferent [but not -repulsed—low sex drive but not nonexistent] demi and Dean is the only close bond that yielded both attractions [and Male Gaze as a result, for both tbh, 8x07/8x10], but I’d be cool with the former as well, as long as it was explicitly clear that sex or no sex, they’re in love. And you know why? Because Destiel shippers are not just in it for queer characters on their own, we’re in it for the believable queer love story we’re already being hand-fed tiny bit by tiny bit when we can see the giant feast being portioned off to us.)


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exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 


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